Life Goals

Simple stupid shit, like idiots who fail to realize it takes 1 extra second to lift a toilet seat up, annoy me. If you have to piss, fellas, I know you love to try to aim it through that gap but I'd say a good 85% of the time, especially incorporating drunken times, you're gonna splatter. And when the time comes to actually sit down because you're:
a) taking a shit
b) tired as hell from the day and don't want to stand anymore
c) both, and want to read a newspaper or whatever other reading material is around
d) trying not to splatter on yourself or the toilet seat

I don't want to sit on your piss. Yes I know it's sterile and clean, hell even potable need be. But I'd prefer not to sit on your piss. Simple right?

And also, go green. Most regular public restrooms use a 1.6 gpf (gallon per flush) toilet, but the urinals are use 1.0 gpf. If you have to piss, make it quick. You want to stand up and piss anyways, why splatter?

And I've decided that every person should do at least one significant excursion or something that is life altering, especially for the people around them. Like volunteer work in another country, or something to that effect. And I've found my calling. Somewhere in Haiti. The poorest nation in the Western Hemisphere that also has to deal with lovely hurricanes every summer. They share the island of Hispanola with the Dominican Republic (1/3 is Haiti, the other 2/3 is DR) and it sucks because the DR is very well off in comparison. Also, being a francophone nation, I'd love to improve my francais while I'm there. I think it'd be a neat experience. Especially after graduating where I have no money, like most of their citizens, to truly experience what it's like. Recently I was listening to NPR (the shit) and they talked about how poor Haiti is so that people eat "dirt biscuits", essentially taking a handful of dirt to fill your stomach, so that they would feel less hungry. That's awful. Why can't we do anything for these people? And it's such a beautiful island too. So yea, that's somewhere I'd definitely like to go to. Haiti. Wyclef Jean, I'm lookin out for you. Party to Damascus.

Young People Fucking.

In case you haven't see it, it premiered at the Toronto International Film Festival. And it's fucking hilarious. Why? Because it's a realistic movie with an outrageous title.

http://www.ypfthemovie.com/ in case you wanted to see the trailer

Best sequence in the movie? Between Kristin and Matt, who are best friends who want to become friends with benefits.

Kristen: Sometimes a fuck is just a fuck. It's grindin your shit and emptying your balls and falling asleep right after you cum. And that's what you and I are gonna do to one another because that's what friends are for. So stop fucking up the game plan and down that shot because after that your old buddy Kris is gonna blow you.

Hot, confident women.

We're going streaking!

Dipshit driver of the day?

You're driving a nice new Toyota Prius. You're saving gas, and the Earth.
You're also driving the entire time with your hi-beams on me while tailgating me. Is that necessary dipshit? Didn't think so.

We're going streaking!
What NOT to do on your 21st:
http://journalstar.com/articles/2008/07/17/news/local/doc487f5c7bf317d913853775.txt

Too cute to pass up

This was too cute to pass up. In case you didn't know, PostSecret is amazing.
Mrao?

The weather has been so nice recently, how could you ever want to get anything done? The beach was prefect yesterday. The pre-beach lunch buffet was also a good idea.

I hate the GMAT. It should die a slow burning death. How nice it would be to just go straight into business school right after....

More Driving.

Idiots drivers. Why are you the bulk of San Diego drivers?

Lady in a Dodge Durango. Don't think I wouldn't remember you. You and your shit ass driving skills. How did you get a license? Oh wait, you can get up to, what, 15 mistakes on that thing and still be licensed? It's pitiful our system really.

You don't drive all the way to the divider lines when you're the only car in that lane. At least you weren't tailgating me. Instead you were ahead of me, pumping your breaks every 10 seconds because you were tailgating the person in front. And then in the far left lane, you're about to knock my rear-view mirrors off by hugging the right side of the lane. Is that necessary? Then your stupid ass cuts in front of me to get on the freeway. Great.

Now you're hugging the far right lane and there's a slow ass driver in front of you. But no, I'm on your left side this time and you had to cut in front.

The irony in all of this? Behind me came a reasonable, sensible Dodge Durango driver. Who knew how to use his blinkers and actually change lanes without hugging the side closest to the next driver.

You dipshit driver. I hope you get what you deserve.